„BEING A TEENAGER SUCKS. So we made a videogame about it.“ These are the opening words on the Steam page for Jenny Jiao Hsia’s Consume Me, a „life-simulation RPG“ about feeling „stupid, fat, lazy, and ugly in high school.“ Now, I’m going to go out on a limb and say many of you that are of a post-high-school age probably don’t want to re-experience it anytime soon, but Consume Me looks like such a good time I’m going to suggest you do so anyway, especially because it just got a demo.